June 2013
Wale probably talks the whole damn time during sex.
About how good he is with words no doubt.
Shawty, I’m deep in this waterfall pit,
While ya spirit juice drip on my tip
Take out my phone for…
i guess you could say taylor goes through guys pretty swiftly
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
finally someone says this
so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed
apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world

