lkua:

straight white men

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inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

Me in Chemistry class:

image

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gothiccharmschool:

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.

dildorrito:

what’s the password

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute)

grumpysalmon:

How many people have broken into a store late at night to steal a cook book because they were hungry and wanted to know how to cook the perfect bean casserole? I’ll give you a hint: please bail me out of jail

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